Friday Funny: Tractor for Sale

Trator with a Serious RattleA local farmer got a lot of attention recently when he advertised a used tractor for sale on Craig’s list. The cleverly written advertisement said:



Used John Deere Tractor

Must sell wife’s tractor. Tractor has been used with love for many years, but now must be sold due to the development of an annoying rattle, especially at top highway speed. Rattling really disturbs wife and prevents operation. Tractor comes equipped with an automated security and rodent control system. Not recommended for use on poultry or rabbit farm operations.


If you enjoyed this week’s joke, you might also enjoy others from previous weeks: Friday Funny

Farm folks always enjoy sharing good jokes, photos and stories. If you have a good, clean joke, particularly one that pertains to agriculture, or a funny photo that you took on the farm, send it in and we will share it with our readers.

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Posted: June 3, 2016

Category: Agriculture
Tags: Jokes, Panhandle Agriculture

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